Jesus Tasha I feel your pain. DK2 is one of the single best experiences I've ever had in front of a PC monitor. To this day I still name any RPG character I create after two of the sounds made one by the minions when you pick them up; "Iyuur Bouyeh".

His jaw looks like it was imagined by Seth McFarlane.

His jaw looks like it was imagined by Seth McFarlane.

Fair enough. We, the internet, forgive you.

Fair enough. We, the internet, forgive you.

Warren Oates - Terrible movie or not, flaunting your 'sophisticated' taste at the expense of others is a dick move of unforgivable proportions.

Warren Oates - Terrible movie or not, flaunting your 'sophisticated' taste at the expense of others is a dick move of unforgivable proportions.

Your inability to cry without simultaneously having a poo is an indictment of the sensitivity of straight people.

Your inability to cry without simultaneously having a poo is an indictment of the sensitivity of straight people.

You were being an asshole. And your pride in your behaviour renders you, again, an asshole.

You were being an asshole. And your pride in your behaviour renders you, again, an asshole.

Marky Mark's ROCKSTAR. It's fucking awful but there are a couple of scenes in it that any kid who's played air guitar can relate to. The best one is of his first performance with the megaband who he's worshipped his entire life and has now become the lead singer for.
His entry is dramatic and spectacular. He walks down…

Seconded.

The scene in the basement scared the hell out of me too. Where his kid is leaning against the wall and some of the random detritus next to his head turns out to be a fucking alien hand that grabs his cheek.

Snap. Just posted this also. Think we may have a winner.

Sixth sense where the kid is hiding in a blanket fort of some kind. He turns around and there's a little-girl ghost vomiting on herself. Jesus. A ghost vomiting!