Lori Petty's pussy tastes like a fried shrimp dinner basket.

In the world of comedy, Bill Hicks is the fried shrimp dinner basket!

I am getting a band together, it will be called Dan Cortese and The Dinner Baskets. Who wants to audition?

1991 was also the year of MTV Sports with me, Dan Cortes! Dinner Baskets! Table Service!

My favorite celebrity dad. He's had that smile on his face since he tried all 4 BK dinner baskets.

I can't wait to book their next tour Joe Mantegna style. Too bad there's no table service in prison.

Bill walked in on me and Tanaka's mom fucking and asked "hey..perhaps I could be of some assistance" and we fingercuffed her ontop of a giant dinner basket!

Why do we need smart bombs? Why can't we have smart dinner baskets instead?

Am I the only one that skips lunch and waits for BK dinner baskets to be served at 4pm?

Can u please all go back to sucking Rob Neyer's dick? Don't forget to get him a dinner basket while he's cleaning up.

Nothing like going to BK to get a dinner basket delivered right to your table before going to the record store to get the latest album from your favorite grunge artist!

(SCREECH)

I met Robert Plant at a BK in Nashville. He ordered the fried shrimp dinner basket.