BEADS.  BEES!?

We all did that math.

Dead

The Carter 2 was about hauling things using a horse drawn conveyance.

That's Life by Killer Mike
That song is fantastic and takes down just about everyone.

Don't fart about Lindsay Lohan or she will poop you.

He just paid in dead dogs.

You sir, are a wiener.

Kramer's Apartment
Kramer really does a lot of remodeling to a place he presumably rents.

I'll just head every comment off at the pass.
Green Card. Oui Oui. Fat Face. Baguette.

Well that was quite dumb.

Here's the top 12 grossing movies adjusted for inflation. So this guy is full of poop.
1 Gone with the Wind MGM $1,610,295,700 $198,676,459 1939^
2 Star Wars Fox $1,419,613,200 $460,998,007 1977^
3 The Sound of Music Fox $1,135,050,500 $158,671,368 1965
4 E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Uni. $1,130,579,000 $435,110,554 1982^
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@Scrawler - As we all know, Gary Glitter failed as a pitcher because he could never get past 6.

I traded my copy for some hostages.

I forgive your aggression. Would you like a Worther's Original?

Let's maybe save the "genius" tag for people other than the creator of Sons of Anarchy. Like the guy who invented orange push pops. But not this guy.

Do you think Kowalski's death was my fault?
I love Leprechaun 4.

Yeah, he's trumpeting Ellsbury's RBI total like that means something for a leadoff hitter. Willie Wilson or Ichiro have had better leadoff seasons.

A lot of Comedy Bang Bang guests get to the point with Hollywood Facts (or Dead or Alive for that matter) where they know it's a bit but keep insisting they're right and/or that Aukerman is being a douche. Maybe it's an ego thing? Point is, it's hilarious.

Being old doesn't make him irrelevant, but ripping on Sonic Youth for selling out while recording songs for fucking Bush does.