Wait til they get a hold of The Onion.

I am also strongly in favor of this.

I am strongly in favor of this.

Wolfgang Petersen gets a lifetime pass for Das Boot, and so does Jurgen Prochnow, not that he needs one. Judge Dredd! Beerfest! The Da Vinci Code! Enough fun schlock for everyone!

You might be right, Mr. Starr, but it still sucks. I'm tempted to think that invading demons might liven things up a bit. At least for the demons.

Jerry Bruckheimer presents, a Michael Bay film . . .

Your friend in the diamond business also has a store in Westminster, but the one on Arapahoe Road is still there too.

If you've been hurt in an auto accident, call FRANK AZAR, the STRONGARM! [sound of a hammer striking a metal object]