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David Chen
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Have fun enjoying the glory of Tatiana Maslany's ass for the first time.

They can all still be Murphy, though. He's the most cost effective actor in Hollywood.

So she turned down the offer to star in The Master 2: The Mastering?

Those kielbasa were to die for.

I think you mean they can ALL be fat and fart a lot.

This coming from the man trying to cover up Pikachu's dark past with a dick on his face.

Hold the fuck on. I can't handle that edge. You gotta stick a cutty label on dat shit dawg

I second this. Dever or Mike Tyson. Both would be perfect.

Stevie Wonder and, of course, Eddie Murphy.

Don't you get it? It's all in HIS MIND

Fist fight plz

I don't think you're wrong, Dear Tity. It's not like the world of cinema has a sterling record when it comes to video game adaptations. I mean, The Last of Us is a better movie than all other real video game movies combined.

Blah blah not rendered yet blah blah

Let's not pretend the original cartoon was any more pristine than this reboot.

I'm the worst thing to exist in our universe? I feel quite honored to beat out things like black holes and Hitler.

I thought Pain and Gain was Bay's best movie. I also thought it was really good.

Who are we fucking kidding? I'm going to see this on day 1.

Munro is among my favorites. I go hot and cold on the other two.

I guess. But I don't think it's uncommon for people to know that Steve McQueen is dead. His death was highly public and memorable. If you were old enough to remember it, you do.