"How come you never help us with our problems?"

And close up of Spongebob's face when he gets really tired is amazing.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE ON THAT SIR!

"Who are you and why are you wearing that ski mask, because YOU'RE. NOT. SKIIING!"

I'd have to agree with you. Most current animated trends stem from those two shows. People around here love Adventure Time, but that show owes nearly everything to Spongebob. Likewise, Bob's Burgers owes it all to The Simpsons.

I too thought it was all right. Certainly better than 90 percent of last year's summer line up, which, admittedly, is a low bar to clear. You're right about Kringleman. I think it's weird how studios these days would rather risk not having a big name star in a movie in an attempt to make a new star. I mean, how often…

But black people don't see movies! Hell, I'm not even sure they exist!

"I don't know how to tell you this, but the movie we are in fucking sucks."

So 15 years ago, we had Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have bills, no cash, and no hope. Hey, it works for the 90s too!

Are children small, or just far away?

It isn't NOT that.

I don't ge

Literally dozens of McDonald's double cheeseburgers.

The solution is obvious, then. You kill both of them.

One of the best things SNL ever did was their parody of ICP's Magic song.

Maybe because he liked his real name?

Never forget that Drake's first name is Aubrey. Never forget.

Drake's basically white.

I agree. Drake tries to be both sensitive and super arrogant, and he's not particularly good at either. He's kind of like Poison in that they both try to be super-badass but then come out with songs like "Find Your Love" and "Every Rose Has It's Thorns."

"You only live once, that's a slogan nigga YOLO!" - Drake, the modern Robert Frost