how come
i'm a smoker, i have many friends that aren't, and none of us give a fuck?

This ideamel is fucking snacktastic!

I fondly remember seeing my first Chicago Segway cop, and thinking "What'll happen if he's chasing somebody that escapes down a flight of stairs?". "Shit! Call the foot patrol!". Glad that they didn't become too popular beyond that.

I tend to smooth out my eyebrows, point at myself and say "Where's the beef?".

You'll need a little dough for quality potato.
You'll have to say "please" for a slice of delicious Havarti cheese.
I''ve gotta have a modicum of patience, but do you wanna fuck me?

I still get images of Arturo's followers in my head. I've been passing that one around lately. Merits a reread, soon.

Desquamation has nothing on degloving.

Motherfuckin Brainiac. Somebody reanimate Timmy.