Yeah. I'm just glad I didn't have to explain to anyone at work why I was bawling quietly at my desk. (yay, cubicle walls)

These guys rocked me for 26 years. I'm cryin' like my dang dog died.

THE POWER OF CHRIST CUM-PELLS YOU!!!!

TWELVE HUNDREDTHSIES!

other other other special guest star: the moose named Hannibal that was born on the shores of iwoji-

Other other special guest star: Hannibal the Conqueror

Other Special Guest Star: John "Hannibal" Smith

OMG I'm crying/laughing at this entire thread

Imagining the water slide has a mesh of razor wire at the bottom. They can call it "Romeo and Julienne"

Carrie 2: Telekenetic Boogaloo

I was totally going to say that but passed. lol.

…Patty Simcox gets rolled up and choked with toilet paper…

Reimagining Carrie with the cast of Grease now. Sandy mind-throws ChaCha DiGregorio impaling her onto Vince Fontaine's microphone

::dumps a bucket of pig's blood on you for not checking imdb::

WHY ARE THEY REMAKING CARRIE?? ARE JOHN TRAVOLTA'S FEATHERED LOCKS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE!?!?!!

Kong, you are my hero. I now know the origin of "When you someone eat it"

Not ONE person commented "A Series of Unfortunate Naps"??

I watched "Sleeping Beauty" on Netflix with Emily Browning (from the Lemony Snicket movie, only she's older and with a lot less clothes). ::watches as Netflix crashes when everyone rushes to watch it::

yeah, there's even a food tumblr because a contingent of us like to cook: http://avgrub.tumblr.com/

Yeah, we're like Tribbles on Twitter. Twibbles. We just keep multiplying…