oh wait, was I supposed to comment here? I've seen False Rumors. Verra pretty. Also funny and clever. Also don't hurt her because there's a whole army of us that will come after you.

Real talk: I've seen False Rumors and she's very pretty. So, suck it, cynical unbelievers.

smdh he didn't finish with "HALLELUJAH! Holy shit…Where's the tylenol?" (too lazy to scroll through to see if this has been done, don't care if it's lame either)

…because Dr. Heiter was the villain in Human Centipede. TRY TO KEEP UP, PEOPLE.

Heiters gonna heit.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus "Area Latino AVC Commentor asked to weigh in on new Latino film" "Um, guys, I'm from Houston…"

That's the second time today I've read about franchises being appropriated by other nationalities of people. Why can't we just watch each others films?

::makes gif of Jim Parsons in a maid's costume:: pasty thighs or not, it's still hilarious.

RAGING BULL II: OUT TO PASTURE.

YES, BUT WHAT DOES MY TATTOO SAY?!?!

I'd get one that curves around my labia majora in the elvish script that says "Speak "friend" and enter"

More like Ouro-bore-us

Does "Cell popping" count? Because that.

Anyone else think the extreme closeup of Joan's baby's ass was a little unnecessary? (And maybe a little creepy?) Maybe it's because I was watching it on a 42" screen. It frightened my ovaries.

I fucked a number of mothers in my heyday. Ruling in favor of the defense.

I just want to hear Bob Boblaw one more time.

Jesus, where did all these tears come from? Can't stop cr….

Keep on Rollin'…keep on Rollin'

Beautiful movie. Now I want to watch it again….

I thought it was just my stupid phone.