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The thinking man's best friend…

@jondavid666 I know they always roll off mine!

@wolfmansRazor and @Mr. Pokus Poshay

*sings*

damnit again! oh hell, you know what I mean.

damnit, html cockblocked. )) ((

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Seriously?
Did I just pop my firsties cherry?

Dick Dastardly. Totally.

I second that. Fantastic movie.

@Warren Oates OMG I've actually seen Sinful Dwarf…I'm now creeped the eff out by canes and antique toys.

I've actually seen it and it's not…completely horrible. I didn't feel it was the best vehicle for Dinklage and agree that Oldman's performance both as a dwarf and as McConaghey's twin were seriously testing my suspension of disbelief. I mean, they were really asking a LOT of me as a viewer.

also, "heeeeey heeeeeeeeey"

express yourself so you can respect yourself

brill
"wildly overemphatic acting style, in which every dramatic emotion is communicated via gestural bullhorn"

Obviously you just don't GET IT, spawn of mechagodzilla….

WHOA, Waits is in this? I am DEFINITELY seeing this movie. The man had me at his "bwwwwoooop! bwwwwoooop! bwwwwoooop!" in The Fisher King. <3

The DUDE is not in…leave a message after the beep….takes a minute…

obviously, you're not a golfer…

are you grading on curve? this isn't "no film left behind" C- OR GTFO.
(but yeah, that line was pretty funny…too bad it was the only one)