um, not casting a reflection is a common vampire stereotype. you have much to learn, young Padawan….

all right all right all right
That's what I like about these waifish emo chicks…I get older, they stay the same aaaaage.

I'd say after seeing his penis in The Hangover, he owes ME money.

@The Tuck Pendleton Machine the opinion might be illegitimate and loved by Fartpoop, but he pays his child support in Publisher's clearinghouse stamps. Not cool, man. Not cool.

(file under: Life's Like That)

Just the facts, ma'am
Anybody have a LEGITIMATE opinion of this guy's work?

something about Sheryl Crow's dirty pillows…

fuck my typos. HUN BITCH!

SWEET!!! I always wanted to claim Attila the Hun to the list of famous people I'm related too!

File under TMI
Oh Philip Seymour Hoffman…I would let you do sexy things to me…

Jen: How come you never see Goths driving cars?
Richmond: Oh, we drive cars. We're just like you really, except we listen to Cradle of Filth.

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"Given the choice I always take the backsies…"

oh yeah? Well, NO TAKE BACKSIES!

Whoooooooa, Mama!
Someone had to say it.

Swingers II: Matrimonial Boogaloo
Yeah. This movie isn't even worth stealing to watch. And if I do, I'm sure that I'll shoot my eye out.

I prefer Mixed Nuts over Chrismas Vacation.

Uptown Girls don't age.

Second the nomination for Chase in Fletch. Also, to paraphrase friend's quote, the Vacation franchise needs to die. National Lampwned.

YO IMA LET YOU FINISH BUT CORKY WAS THE BEST MENTALLY HANDICAPABLE PERSON OF ALL TIME