Drawn Together's probably the most dismal show I've ever watched, even worse than this. But, yeah, the premise kept me watching the whole thing. The weird part was whenever it did cute, little PG gags (which wasn't often) they were usually funny.

We'll always have "Bound 2"

I'd include Nothings Going to Stop Us Now from Cat's Don't Dance, I Wanna Be a Boy from Teacher's Pet, Digga Tunna from Lion King 1/2 and Eye to Eye, Stand Out, and After Today from a Goofy Movie.

Truth though, if Sarah opened up the last podcast in her soothing voice with "I did it. And here's how." That would be the most riveting hour in history.

2. Daffodil

B.J Novak—One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories. I'm half-way through and enjoying it but it seems that most of the stories (all < 6 pages) follow the same pattern: cute McSweeney's Internet Tendency entries with last paragraph pathos.

' 'd been a conformed bowl-splatterer for yars b'yond contin'. 'd been barred from t'facilities at o't' troock stops twixt hair'n Nork for yars. T'wallpaper in de loo a t'ome hoong in t'ese carled sheets froom t'wall, ay till yo. But now woon dey… ay'll remaember't'always. T'were a wake to t'day ofter ay stewed oop…

Cosell: "And look at that little monkey fight!"

Watching the dying days of AOTS was a surreal experience because it contained the first TV personality I ever had a crush on (Candace Bailey, from her UPick Live days) and the first woman I ever masturbated to (Sara "Jean" Underwood).

I always find it interesting when a movie does the Muppets fourth-wall-breaking-self-mocking routine but does nothing to redeem itself; I think the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie did that too.

If Plankton was following SpongeBob's rhyming scheme, it would've had to end with something that rhymes with "bombs."

The best part is, it's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Gadget Hackwrench was the Rescue Rangers' ace.

I'd like to use this article as space to put in a good word for the Winning Season. It stars Sam Rockwell (!) as an alcoholic former basketball star coaching a team of teenage girls (including Emma Roberts & Rooney Mara) about b-ball and life. Wonderful movie.

Sex scandals are for rich people and legendary comedians, like Bill Crosby and David Letterson.

Farnsworth: You're all fired.

The only thing I know about Resistance Pro is that the match they performed at National Pro Wrestling Day 2013 (a showcase for independent promotions) was considered overtly misogynist.

In fact, there is a pumpkin themed wrestler out there named Hallowicked—his finisher is called "Go to Sleepy Hallow"

I rented this album from my local library when I was fifteen, having no prior information of the band, based solely on the song title "Hornets!, Hornets!" It's now one of my favorites; I could easily imagine myself listening to it as a spoken word album.

and Delirious
and the Wardrobe
and Three Eyes on Every Fish