Obviously I'm glad this didn't happen, but sometimes I wonder what animation, comedy, The AV Club, and culture as a whole would be like if the Simpsons only lasted one season.

Conan has talked about the scene in "Brother from the Same Planet" where Homer's brain says "That's it I'm out of here" and walks out the door as a possible turning point.

I think that joke was my introduction to the Simpsons. Someone was singing it in second grade and I connected the dots a few years later.

Saddest of all, he really is an incredibly talented ventriloquist. He just uses his powers for evil.

The Raiders are 6-0 when you turn a piece of paper with their record written on it upside-down.

That puppet dancing with Cerf is a young Courtney Cox

Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

I recently saw a lesser known, male comedian that uses the exact same inflections Chelsea does

I won't spoil Scream 4 for anyone who still wants to see it, but I still sincerely think the better option would've been Ghostface IV (VI?) succeeding in their plan to kill Sidney then continuing the franchise with that character. Scream 4 was meant to be a re-boot to two additional films but its' three main…

My first was Nirvana, which somehow begat R.E.M., in college.

Danny Tamberelli looks like the son Grant Hart and Bob Mould never had.

I disagree, just the trailer for Grown Ups 2 made me physically ill.

John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the
starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!

I do laugh every time Jason Biggs says "I'm…I'm glued."

I can't think a better scene from a bad movie than "Gordon Street" in Wayne's World 2, maybe Al Pacino's speech in Any Given Sunday.

Time to play BurgerTime

It's too bad IFC Films isn't producing this one, it would've been their second sequel after the Human Centipede movies. The gap between some of the movies IFC has released is ridiculous: Y Tu Mamá También, Boyhood, Four Months Three Weeks Two Days, Che & Human Centipede (1,2,3), Super, ATM, The Canyons

If this were released on the Sega Genesis it'd be "Just Cuz"

Star Wars VII: Boba's Revenge

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