Welcome, BikeKike. You'll figure out the rules as you go along. Good luck!

@avclub-bae6a614f57536659ef89e3a491d6030:disqus - we shall speak no more of this.

Man, I love the way you think.

Mrs. Bachmann,

@avclub-bc1744b6ddecde924eb7faa4211beaec:disqus - you are right. The distinction between attractive and sexy is as subjective as it is important.

You raise an important point, Tecumseh. 1994 Aniston was undeniably sexy; however attractive she is today (and I would say she is attractive) she is no longer sexy.

Mrs. Bachmann,

HBO series about The Who? I'm in!

Sean, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE answer these questions!

See above.

Corrected. I regret the error.

Nope.

Attractive does not equal sexy. Both of them are very good looking, just not at all sexy.

Sexy/funny stats time:

You might be interested in this, then: featuring hometown girl and innocent-of-all-charges former convicted murderer Amanda Knox -

CBS SAYS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! I'VE GOT ONE GOOD EYE AND IT'S WATCHING YOU, SONNY!!!

Deep In The Hearrrrt of Texas, Which Is In Dixie, I Suppose, Even Though I Always Thought Of Texas As More In The West Than The South, But I Suppose That Depends On Which Part Of Texas You're Talking About!!!

Y'know, my first thought after reading that article was: This is an outrage! But after some reflection, is it really a big deal?

Drive has inspired me to start lobbying for that Russ Meyer biopic to be made so that Christina Hendricks can play Kitten Natividad.

North Adams?