I don't think I told the story here, but approximately 1.5 years ago, I was almost evicted for keeping my apartment cluttered. I had to take a couple of days off from work, for cleanup and bargaining. (Although the specific reason changed every time I spoke to him. A letter informed me that I needed to clean paint…

Will Ferrell and Paula Abdul

But what about the warning message on the toast?

The first thing that popped into my head upon seeing that picture: "They're coming to get you, Barbara!"

Hollywood sure moves fast: We're The Millers is already being turned into a sitcom this fall!

Friday night, I went to an improv show. Sort of a homework assignment for my improv class; the instructor encourages us to go out and see some improv. The show was called "The End of the World Show". Two members of the troupe were in makeup, as aliens, trying to decide whether or not to blow up the world. The rest of…

I like, "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."

< Dean Pelton>
Those aren't thumbs…
< /Dean Pelton>

I couldn't stop imagining all the responses in Gene Belcher's voice.

(guy falls into lava pit)
AAAAAUGH!!!
AAAAAUGH!!!
AAAAAUGH!!!
IHEREBYACCEPTJESUSCHRISTASMYLORDANDPERSONALSAVIOR!!!
YES! MADE IT!
(dies)

Unfortunately, that will never happen, thanks to the U.S. ban on human-animal hybrids. THANKS A LOT, BUSH

Hey, goat legs are not silly! Chicks dig the hooves.

The big pop-culture related thing I did this weekend was going out with a Meetup.com group to see Eraserhead. I already knew the theory that it was about David Lynch's anxiety about fatherhood, so I was able to make sense of the first hour or so. Not entirely sure what happened at the end, though. I was pleasantly…

A week of space westerns, and no Oblivion? Not the new Tom Cruise movie, but the old Full Moon Pictures movie, with Meg Foster and George Takei, written by Peter David.

"I mean, there are two Darrin Stevenses, right? Dick York and Dick Sargent. Shyeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Steve Perry, Steven Tyler, Tyler Perry… wow, that's weird."

Not a weekend thing, but I finally got a Disqus account on Tuesday, just so I could post a comment over at The Dissolve. I've considered other usernames, (top contenders included "Bill Gates McFadden", "Excellently Huge Martian Butt", "Sherbet-Pooping Unicorn") but I chickened out and went with "William T. Goat Esq."…

…he can be a bit of a gargoyle. And, like Berle, there’s something of a show business dinosaur about him…

Doctor Orpheus from The Venture Brothers always seemed very familiar to me. Eventually I realized that he reminded me of Soldeed.

Friday: I had to lead the monthly team-building meeting at work. Very hard for me, because I'm an introvert. My assignment, in part, was to give a short presentation on a topic of my choice, preferably something that could be related to work. Even though I knew about the meeting for a month, I didn't choose a topic…

HE'S STILL IN THE VENTS