…aaaaand it's not there.

Just submitted mine.

So, I guess you could say that she ♥s hearts.

And if you want, take your time, rifle through
Find a very nice one
If there's a crease in my face over time, 
There's plenty more where that came from

F**king mermaids, how do they work?

Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too

I don't know much about politics. (I'm just a simple goat-man, your hu-man ways are strange and foreign to me, etc.) But there's something I've noticed in arguments between liberals and conservatives.

I rented Thale on Saturday. It was okay. Two crime-scene cleaners (?) discover an underground science lab in the woods, where a woman who doesn't speak has apparently been experimented on, then abandoned. Listening to the missing scientist's tapes, they slowly figure out that she is [REDACTED]. It's one of those…

Actually, I can think of two possible contenders for earlier drinkable memes: Brawndo and Tentacle Grape soda.

Meanwhile, waiting in the wings, the Discovery Institute is poised to strike at the first sign of weakness…

Bullshit… or Not?

Bunnies aren't just cute, like everybody supposes.
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

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Somebody should patent the idea of patent trolling. Then, they can sue the patent trolls.

Revenge of Billy the Kid: I've been meaning to watch this movie for ages. The father of a family of inbred farmers has sex with his goat, and soon a goat/man hybrid is born with a taste for human flesh. Doesn't quite live up to its tagline as "the British answer to Evil Dead", but it's OK. The first big project for fx…

VB: "I'm so confused!"

Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

I suspect the Vorc was something left over from one of the Creature Shop's abandoned projects. It looks like a Brian Froud-designed fairy.

Welcome to Oeuf. (Hannibal punches alien in the face)

Read Grant Morrison and Darick Robertson’s Happy! this week. With my own short film project postponed indefinitely, I like to see how other writers have handled the imaginary-friend-who's-sort-of-not-imaginary concept. Very enjoyable, but I'm not quite sure what's happening on the last page. Maybe it's because I don't…