I'm gonna go with Mutterhorrorverwunderung

It's better than Zoe Saldana for everything, I'll grant you.

Maybe… I have a hard time seeing her as physically imposing enough, I guess. I like Celina Jade for Allison Mann, but I haven't settled on a good 355 choice yet.

I'm actually much less interested in who gets cast as Yorick vs. … basically every other part. I mean, anything's going to be a step up from Shia LeBeouf, so let's talk about Allison! Or 355!

We have skills! And we just need to demonstrate that said skills will pay the bills!

YESSSS

There's mention in the book that part of the reason Watney was part of this mission was precisely because of his personality; how well he reacted to stressful situations. He was expected to act as a sort of psychological vent even for the rest of the crew because when he got stressed his reaction was to defuse tension…

And one of them is a tree!
Get up offa that Groot!

Snopes says yep.

The original Super Mario Bros. was full of little secret glitches, and it was my first experience with the concept of being able to "break" a video game. I see people have already mentioned minus world and the infinite 1-up chain on 3-1, but my very favorite was "little fiery Mario." I can still pull it off once in a…

But it's changing the way wine is sold!

Moxie tastes like someone tried to make root beer but the only roots they had available at the time were, like, black radishes.

Well, the Alanis Morissette version is okay.

Nice to know this is utterly skippable. Anyway, there's only one Batman musical parody video (with ACTUAL high production values this time) that's worth anything: Batman Maybe.

Wonderella agrees, re: Suicide Squad.

This is a thing of beauty. My only regret is that I have but one like to give.

He's got chunks of guys like you in his stool!

this early into his presidency, he hasn't even been willing to SAY aids, much less beat it up.

TOP SECRET!!

I was absolutely giddy during that fight scene; even stronger than Clockwork Orange for me was a Looney Tunes vibe to the fight. Staggering violence set to a peppy classical score always does that to me, I guess.