The White Walkers are coming… and they're bringing Chinese Democracy with them!

Fuller's original plan put Red Dragon at season 4, if he had his druthers, but things are moving at such a clip that I don't see how they can hold off that long. The book Red Dragon isn't 100% clear, that I remember, about how much time has passed between Hannibal's capture and the beginning of Red Dragon, but it's at…

Leftover bangers and mash.

According to http://janicepoonart.blogsp… it's plated with a duck egg (with feather) filled with salsa, a quail egg filled with sea salt, purple baby potatoes and a grilled clementine, of all things.

Something something Samuel Jackson isn't Laurence Fishburne

Hey, easy now- that dog is merely a student of the work of late-period Steven Seagal.

Bad news- Hannibal already mentioned the census worker to Alana when they were in bed together and interrupted by the doorbell. That ship has sailed. And been digested.

A really thought-out guide can be found here:

There's an achievement for it, that's all I know.

Basically the kids pop up any time post-Chapter 13 that you hit an S relationship with a valid mother character or your main character (if male). There are 13 kids, one for each valid mother plus your main character. The kids are marriageable options as well, but only your main character could theoretically have a…

Yeah, if you want to pass specific abilities to your children, they need to be in the last skill spot for your character (you can rearrange the order by equipping and unequipping skills) and make sure whatever skills you want are earned BEFORE doing the paralogue chapter where you get the kid. The paralogue chapter…

Number 2 was by far my favorite of the Mass Effect games, in part because I *love* the squad-collecting and loyalty missions. Like a good heist movie. I'm also a little biased because I started with 2, then went backwards and played 1, so the inventory/modification system seemed extra cumbersome. Ammo… eh. It's a…

Yeah, I did a run-through as a Thief (sufficiently dark-skinned to get Cartman's approval for the class) and I think I'm going to try another run through as a Mage or a Jew to get some more achievements (can't believe I didn't think to summon Mr. Slave in the Mr. Slave level!), catch any Facebook friends I missed, and…

Yeah, you may have a tricky endgame if your second-generation roster is particularly weak due to not paying much attention to it early on. If you've still been progressing through the game as normal, though, then your first-generation folks ought to all be pretty tough. As an obsessive completionist I went ahead and…

Or, more preferably, don't.

Miggs!

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Really, the entirety of House Rapist probably shouldn't be trusted.

For me, the exchange of the night was:
"So… her power is being small?"
"YES AND IT COMES IN HANDY ON MANY OF THEIR MISSIONS"

It's going to be a long time before I stop thinking of tattoos as "tuhTOOs" now