I know it's probably outside the realm of possibility for a number of reasons, but man oh man would I ever love to see Michael Keaton as Ted Kord/Blue Beetle.

"But a true champion, face to face with her darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A princess fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies."

I'm pretty sure her boobs were among the 3 out of 5 sexy areas that the kids ruined.

Also excellent- Tina's dance.

The heart wants what it wants.

I wouldn't say NO ONE's reading it. And it's "Decafacate."

Well, he's dreamed of kissing a male cow.

And then he looked at me, like, "What are you lookin' at?"

Incidentally, I was just SURE that "glamping" was an entirely made-up silly name/concept from the writers of American Dad! a few weeks ago. Imagine my horror when its existence was confirmed by Donna.

Ever since someone pointed out to me that Arden Myren (Marci Whitchurch) looks like Adam Scott in drag (or is it the other way around?) I can't un-see it. It's too bad we've already seen Ben Wyatt's sister on Parks & Rec, because she'd be a perfect casting job.

My expectation is that the love interest and cop-woman will die, and then the Governor will decide he's too much of a danger to the people around him, abandon the girl in the care of a friendly walker, and drive off into a tornado.
Fast forward 2 more months, and he's regrown the beard and is working as a lumberjack in…

I admit I guessed ahead of time what initials Ron was going to use, and watched carefully to see if the gun moved between the second and third letters. When it didn't, I was unreasonably excited about it. ASS!

I'm suspecting that Princess Kenny may be a wildcard Wii U backer. To carry the Danaerys analogy to its logical conclusion.

Man, that takes me back to high school. "Birds, flying over a woman with big breastices."

I recall a man who said, "With great power, comes great responsibility." That man was Spider-man's uncle. AND NOW HE'S DEAD!

It's not a word I would think you could say in anger, but they mostly pulled it off.

Also:
Louise: "NOOOO!"
Bob: "Can we have her removed, please?"

"Is he talking to us?"

And in the alternate universe, you can get grape ones!

Lemon and cherry were, by far, the two best flavors, and even better together at the same time. I actually miss most of the large variety of Jolly Rancher flavors that you could get in the big variety bags. They've basically reduced down to cherry (still great), blue raspberry (don't get me started on blue raspberry),…