Oh, good! Thanks for alerting us, Marah. Gives me time to get in touch with my LSD dealer.

A difference between this tour and say one in the mid-70s is the coughing at the beginning of Sweet Leaf isn't from weed, it's from Ozzy losing his breath after the fourth song.

Definitely. And it's quite consistent in bringin' the laughs.

Agreed. Disqus sucks and I blame Nathan Rabin.

These Days too.

KKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNN

That image shows that all the chicks dig bongos, including that guy's friend's mom.

Scrawler, you should go fuck yourself for making me read such an interesting, and well thought out, discussion….when I really need to be working.

Glad to see Miley Cyrus is just saying fuck it, I smoke pot all the time, so what of it? And not trying to hide it.

This is a near perfect meld of nerdiness. I am surprised a vortex of nerd didn't open when I clicked to watch it, sucking everything in my office into it.

When Dennis is freaking out over Mac having a boner in the "rape" scene. That's funny stuff.

Antidote to glam metal, indeed. I was a thrash/NWOBHM fan, and to me and my friends glam metal didn't just suck, they were the sworn enemy. I lived in York PA at the time, and a couple of members of the glam metal band Kix were from there. Metallica played a rock club in Harrisburg and someone thought it was a good…

No shit. Everything else about this article was pretty great tho.

"LEAVE ME ALONE I'M RABIN-BAITIN'" -

Rabin-baiting? Everything okay in The AV Club family? 

That part where the hot chick starts laughing and pulling her hair out of her head freaked me out as a teen, man.

When did Hollywood get so scared of China? In the book, it was the Chinese government that covered it up. With the Red Dawn remake, they didn't want to offend the Chinese government so they made up the laughable idea of North Korea attacking us. Which, of course, North Korea has taken and run with.

Totally. I would have loved to have banged her right then and there, in all the walnuts.

self-hating hyper-closeted Christian homosexuals are the worst

Rachael Ray's House Party? I imagine that's what would be on the calendar of events IN HELL