Someone ought to arrest that bird's scrawny little ass.

Indeed. Also a rule of thumb: If you need a 10-margarita night of bliss to appreciate an artist, their music probably isn't that good. See Buffet, Jimmy.

As a card-carrying member of the Eastern Band of the Cherokee Nation, this is a real eyeroller. What I don't get is the weird eye makeup…did the stylist ever actually meet any American Indians? We're still around, anyone can go to a powwow and see. Doubt you find a bunch of people who look like Night of the Living…

Alex Lifeson has to really focus and get those furry gams in just the right spread wide position before applying pre-concert lipbalm. That's the key to rock-n-roll.

Morrissey was going to make barbeque sauce but then he didn't really see the point and just moped. 

Maybe you're thinking of "I'm Going to Do a Shit Load of Drugs and Kill My Career" starring Lief Garrett.

Yeah, that movie is remarkable. Great flick.

I'd say that about all of their albums. Just strong stuff.

Yes, I'm right with you, she is stunning. Also is a greyhound enthusiast, which as a greyhound owner myself makes her even better.

Hey, who's that hanging upside down in the pic? Is that the singer from Sugar Ray?

Although i DO WANT to see Lucy Alibar's secret garden.

We were going to make a Tracy Jordan flavor but we were afraid he'd get offended and hurt one of us.

I'm sorry, Mr. Tobias, but I will have to deduct you a point for not mentioning Garrett Morris being in this, especially the head melting scene.

Same with me. BTW Buckingham's latest one is great too.

No shit.

Stevie Nicks as the Waitress? I like your thinking, Shoebux!

Well, there's that one epic Fiona Apple album title.

Well, there's that one epic Fiona Apple album title.

I have found that "too dry" equals "it doesn't have a laugh track" for a lot of people.

I have found that "too dry" equals "it doesn't have a laugh track" for a lot of people.