Change the monkey to an ape, specifically Detective Chimp, and you have my support.

Far be it from me to stop you from making an ass of yourself.

Correct! Ha ha, I love a good literary pun. Your prize is the Best Picture Oscar that the film version took from Citizen Kane, because one injustice deserves another!

WRONG! I already did an Alexandre Dumas riddle! But while we're on the subject of brutal torture and revenge…

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

I'm counting this as your hilariously foolish guess.

You're right! That is terrible!

TIME'S UP!

If so, not his best work.

Ugh, spambots. And they call me a menace!

I'm not running a charity here! Make a hilariously foolish guess and then you can be booby trapped. No free rides!

No second guessing! Now I'm the one who's going to need a lab coat!

Or HAT, yes? I respect the research you put into this particular wrong answer. And to be clear, I respect absolutely nothing else about it.

Ha! Incorrect, but a quality pun. But still incorrect!

*raises hand*

No, that would be correct if the question were "What is currently occupying the space within @Curmudgahideen:disqus's skull?"

Yours seems to have gone missing as well.

The wrong answers are coming! The wrong answers are coming!

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

Oh, very well.