Miller is correct, as C is the most common score on the bell curve! HAHAHA!

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Statistically speaking, what note do church bells normally play?

The game goes on then…

Aha! It appears that wealthy ape-about-town TuxedoMonkey is in reality The Quibbler, pedantic enemy of The Riddler and fun! Little did he know that discovering his secret identity was my true goal all along! HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh for the love of God, I'm calling this one done. Larry Indiana and the Commish share credit I guess, although the former was too simple and the latter too convoluted. The answer I was looking for was "Because they're both paid to BUFF OUT Dents."

Close, but not quite right.

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Why is Two-Face's personal trainer like an auto mechanic?

Hey, you're not the real Penguin! The real Penguin is my friend and knows that my hat is green! Nice try, Clayface!

I have better things to do than run Zsasz through the wringer. He's probably just out murdering someone.

Fools! Fools all! The answer is, of course, that he was tripped up by a small Hill! HAAAHAHAHAHA!

That's pretty good, Robuttnik, but not the answer I was looking for.

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Why is the Joker like a clumsy giant?

I'm less offended by the insult than by how out-of-character Gordon sounds.

Goth-boy?

Zsasz, I remind you that physical trauma is YOUR particular hangup. My father called me stupid, yes, but that was the extent of it.

Hmm, clearly I've been making this too easy for you all. I'll have to raise the difficulty, say to around middle-school levels?

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I shine in the darkness, yet cast no light.
Nine men may stand on me, yet I fit in your pocket.
One of me is a blessing, many are a curse.
What am I?

Well played, Montoya! You're a credit to the force. A pity you have to work with that baboon Bullock.

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What do you get when you combine a Chihuahua, an American poet, a French peak, and an earthenware bowl?

Overrated indeed. It's drafty and childishly easy to escape from.