Is it just me or does the title change week to week on Dish so the DVR misses it?

Hair color = black = Obama = Racist
Or
Hair color = unpopular change = Trump = Racist

It's the whole right wing philosophy "Stop being poor, stop being uneducated" when the are the ones making people that way.

My fiance used to live in Mississippi, and she would go to a Korean Kountry Kitchen. She is half-Japanese so she felt comfortable asking the Korean owner about the name. It of course was no accident.

I believe it is spelled Momonym, as in "Momonym went to the Piggly Wiggly, but they should be home soon."

CAPTAIN: We're now landing at Stoolbend International Airport.
We apologize ahead of time if you had a pet in the cargo bay.
They're frozen.
Here's a tip for next time don't bring your pet on vacation.
They don't know the difference.
The local time is 2:44.

Hughes Airlines hasn't been in operation since 1980.

Yeah, that's how I believe he viewed her past, as in he thought he was the only guy she was ever with, and the truth hurt his ego.

My takeaway is that it's better to buy both larger and smaller grain salts, than big salt and a salt de-biggifier device.

I go to CNN.com every morning hoping to see that headline. Either that or "Death plays Trump card"

Back in the mid-eighties I went to some family function at Pulsations, and if I remember correctly there was a big sign with rules about that robot, like no photos and such. I am still irrationally pissed off about it to this day. Am I supposed to bow down to this fucking thing?

I don't like this. Nope, not one bit!

Especially when many of those people turn out to be white males from middle America.

Fake bewbs!

Rallo: "It's called English, and it's diff-i-cult"

March Madness

Let's completely eliminate Federal spending and make the States pay for it. That way it doesn't cost anything.

That's exactly how I feel. Even if he is right for two seconds per day, he always goes about it the wrong way.

This is not the Coachella Valley Carrot Festival. I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

Somebody on Etsy is probably making custom pieces, or should.