After much futile resistance, I have succumbed to the woes of the Wii Jezebel. This has the potential to be worse than my GTA IV addiction.

@Rev P.F. - nice.

Mother Teresa
"Feed the poor." How fucking trite.

Shameless defense of Kerouac:

Creed needs to be "fucked up with some truth," Kenny Powers style.

JimmyC. I didn't realize we were fighting…and stop misspelling my name.

Now, now. Let's give Manny the benefit of the doubt here. Maybe he was trying to get pregnant.

A GI Joe action figure, of the kung-fu grip variety, when launched from a powerful enough slingshot, will shatter the window of a passing motorist. I didn't get to see the grotesque position Storm Shadow ended up in, but there ya go.

Bullshit Polycarbonite Cobra costume aside, I'm still excited. I guess they thought using plastics as the bad guy would help teach the kids to recycle…knowing is half the battle and shit.

"Crabs" Costello was Pubic Enemy number one.