His 2020 campaign officially began the day after his inauguration.

A Dogs Second Purpose: Maximize Overseas Revenue Streams

So, what, is McConnell just blasting it out by himself?

Sanders was pretty critical of Ossoff, for not being liberal enough.

"And the next director of HUD will be an old Jazzman I met one time."

Also: AG Sessions has hired a private attorney.

International news: Mohmmed bin Salman has been named new Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, replacing Mohammed bin Nayef. At 31 years old, Salman was already the youngest Defense Minister in the world, a position where he oversees Saudi Arabias war in Yemen.

Trump is in real estate! Even if he's just naming random friends of his to HUD, you'd think he'd get a halfway qualified person by accident!

Accepting EB White for EBW is kind of a gimmie.

There's a 45-minute sequence of all the Transformers violently pummelling Hitler to death.

Then he says "Yo, I'm about to fuck this car! Hell yeah!"

I mean, why were Transformers hanging out with Shakespeare? Would Emancipation have happened sooner if Frederick Douglas revealed the giant robots walking around?

Optimus Prime wrote Shakespeare's plays!

"it wasn't a literal railroad-"
"And also Optimus Prime killed Hitler!"

Won't somebody think of the millionaire Hollywood director?

The GOP health bill pisses off literally everybody. Nobody endorses it, not even insurance companies.

The Panama Canal was a huge success! Unless it was a complete disaster. It was definitely a thing, which was big.

The only thing Trump knew about Panama is the canal. Frankly, we're lucky he knew the canal was named after a country.

Working directly with foxes on hen security sounds like a great idea!

In particular: circulating a picture of a protester that rushed the stage during the assassination scene, with some text about "the right calling for peace while the left circles with knives out," because I guess women and minorities have been killing too many white people? I mean explicit calls for violence were part…