The Moonlight crew should have stormed the stage, put the La La Land people in head locks while Kimmel yelled "BAH GAWD"

How long until you get to Kevin Bacon?

Yeah, I got the feeling that they didn't really know what to do with the male kids.

He was a legitimately funny character, which is more than I can say for most other comedy relief best friends in horror movies (or just comedy relief best friends in general) but the main line of the film was increasing paranoia, which should be constantly escalating, not relieved.

Get Out spoilers:

I came across a newer episode of Modern Family; man, those kids becoming awkward teens killed what little charm that show had.

When was the last time anybody actually gave a damn about DNC Chair anyway? I mean, yeah, it's important, but it's not like the DNC was going to change overnight because of the chairman.

WikiLeaks is apparently coming out against Perez, because he had helped Hilary Clinton beat Sanders. He had openly endorsed Clinton, so this isn't a secret, but, you know emails or whatever the fuck.

Something else that may get lost in the shuffle: Trump has revoked a federal directive that discouraged private prison contracts. Private prisons also maintain deportation centers, so you can probably figure out what's going to happen next.

Caitlyn Jenner, who had endorsed Trump, has also expressed dismay over the recent directive. What did she think was going to happen?

Also, Trump predicted that Kelly and Tillerson would have a "tough trip" in Mexico, which is notable for being one of Trumps few accurate statements.

It's being reported that Priebus has tried to pressure the FBI into publicly downplaying the investigation into Trump's ties to Russia. In any other government, at least one person would be fired and possibly arrested for something like that.

Trump has personally committed more sexual assaults than have been committed by the transgender community in bathrooms.

Yesterday, I called Tillerson unqualified and said he was barely keeping his head above water. Politico says I was being generous, painting a picture of a State Department suffering from a major leadership void. Tillerson is outside the WH inner circle, and completely ignorant of how press relations are crucial to an…

But they merely murder and terrorize instead of using explosives! Except that one time! They're practically saints!

He's gonna slam it

People still praise the first Matrix, and specify it's the sequels which are terrible. With Shrek, the whole franchise is written off.

My nephew is practically obsessed with "Spooky Stories." It's kind of terrible.

I don't even remember Sinbad, what the fuck was that?

Prince of Egypt is pretty far apart from Disney. I don't recall Mickey Mouse ever saving the Jews.