I love Thanksgiving too. To me its not about football or beer, although those are great things.
Thanksgiving, to me, is about taking out my aggresions on Indians and everthing they stand for.

Figuratively or otherwise
No love for Cabana Boy?

Goddamn it phel! THEY ARE OFFERING HULK DVDS! Why else would I let them peek at my
special lady friend. I gotta type it man, at the risk of sounding materialistic, you aren't putting anything on the table. I do, however, take back the whole canadian thing. I know that was uncalled for.

Sweet Little Boys.
His new band will be called NAMBLA.

Sorry phel, I don't allow people in canada to see my old lady nude.

Dark Knight
He should hang Mr. West out of hotel window by his feet until he has the rights to all his music.

Free Shit!
I have also included several nude pics of my girlfriend, in said e-mail, for the AV's viewing pleasure.

This is total bullshit.
I'm using my get out of Tyrell Corp. free card.

I wish i could smaple your enthusiasm for this song.

I already gave Trent Reznor first dibs on my
no-no spot.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the voting booth.

Fuck Free
I wanna set my own price for this.
I'm thinking either my soul or my pride.

…..illustrious bow ties.

What about "really stretchy sphincter envy" amoungst gay men.

They are the next to last words in the article. At least it wasn't yet. yet

I had anticipation once.

Coma cop strikes again.

Tripe
I thought Rupaul was dead?