What? No "Pour Man"?
It's probably not one of his most famous songs, but it does have some cultural cachet from having been selected by Jarvis Cocker in The Trip compilation and from having been used very memorably in an episode of Eastbound & Down.

You can add What Happened Was… to your Netflix queue all you want, but it will only let you "Save" it to the queue, not add it, because it's not on DVD. I have it on VHS, but I don't even have a VCR anymore. Maybe they'll run it on IFC sometime and I can DVR it.

Doesn't think they sound like what?
Shit? I disagree. They sound exactly like shit.

SECOND favorite?
I'm assuming that is supposed to mean that The Onion is our favorite. Trust me, I'm sure I speak for a lot of people when I say that reading the AV Club is first priority and reading The Onion is just an afterthought.

Batman's not supposed to be comedy, Batman's supposed to be fucking badass. And JLU rocked.

OH SHIT
Now you've done it, AV Club. This has made it onto the AOL homepage and shit.

Is Get A Life even on DVD? If it is, I'm getting it.

And me!
Jabehjayjay!

Which two, the first two, or the first and the last? There are varying opinions. I would say the first two.

It was on Showtime, but it was rerun later on Fox, which is where I saw it.

True fact: Denzel Washington is not a great actor.

Bill Maher
I can't believe no one mentioned that Bill Maher was the sleazy chauvinist lawyer on Sara. I used to watch the show, but my only memory of it is Maher and Pinchot inexplicably bonding and becoming best friends, and Pinchot rushing in and saying, "Hey, look! I got a plastic jacket just like Marty's!"…

Shit isn't excited. Shit is actually pretty placid.

Johnny, I think Dexter's dualism has been sufficiently explained—Harry carefully trained him to project an image of normalcy in order to fit into polite society. I do think the strain of keeping up the facade will grow harder to manage and may eventually cause him to snap, but for right now his devotion to Harry and…

I meet this guy walking his dog…
Yada yada yada…I'm jumping off an empty warehouse building.

I am all for this, only if
Radio Birdman's "Aloha Steve & Danno" is featured prominently. Using it as the opening theme song may be too much to ask, but as the closing theme, that would rock.

I like the way you think, Rockrocky77.

Idea for a sitcom
Who's the Boss Now? starring Jon Gosselin and Nancy Grace. Kate dies, leaving him in custody of the 8 kids. Destitute and with eight mouths to feed, Jon takes a job as Nancy Grace's housekeeper, and he and the eight kids move in and live with Nancy, her perpetually horny, dried-up old whore of a…

Yes!
This looks horrible. Nice to see that it got a review that vindicates my suspicions of its horribleness.

They all had different mothers, but all were sons of Ben Cartwright. You may be thinking of Heath on The Big Valley, who was the bastard son of the dead patriarch.