Or "RIP Jim Carroll, Basketball Diaries author" would be fine because that's what he's best known for. I just hate to see the guy's whole life get distilled down to one song.

C'mon, change the headline. "RIP Jim Carroll" is good enough. Anybody that doesn't already know who Jim Carroll is isn't going to have heard of "People Who Died" anyway.

All you people suck.

I'd bet anything it's her because the astounding negativity radiates off of the screen. Fuck whoever wrote that, Jason Schartzman is awesome.

The band of misfits that learns to work together as a team and ultimately triumphs
This is related to the "underdog makes good" cliche. I'm thinking of stuff like Mystery Men and Galaxy Quest, this team of individuals who are kind of pretending to be something that they're not, squabbling amongst themselves and not…

I could take that two seconds of Mila Kunis turning around looking surprised in that ad, put it on infinite loop, and just sit there and watch it all goddamn day.

Can she just stop doing stuff already?

What I want to know before I try this is
…sweetened Kool-Aid or unsweetened? Because if it's sweetened Kool-Aid, adding half a cup of sugar seems like it would be too sweet. But perhaps that's the idea.

"Hey, you got your Kool-Aid in my pickles!"
"Hey, you got your pickles in my Kool-Aid!"

I've lived in the South all m life, and I've never heard of this either.

The worst thing about Activia is the jingle. The second worst thing about it that it makes you have to take a shit 5 minutes after you eat it.

Awake on the Wild Side: The Movie, starring Lisa Edelstein and…some dude.

Speak for yourself, I want a film version of MTV's 120 Minutes.

Doc's considered a hippie because he likes to smoke a lot of pot, has a laid-back attitude, and has long hair, not because he paints flowers on his face and sticks flowers down soldiers' rifle barrels. You got nothing to worry about. Read and enjoy.

No, you got it right, except you forgot to mention that you need to leave the stake in.

At first I thought it said "Joe Franklin" and I was like, "Who hates Joe Franklin?"

@Dick Rockhard: You said it, man.

Why this movie failed, despite the marketing to the High School Musical crowd
Teenage girls don't flock in droves to High School Musical because of Vanessa Hudgens. They flock to High School Musical because of fucking Zac Efron. The lead guy in the movie looks like a cross between Shia LeBeouf and Jesse Eisenberg,…

I actually just fucking enjoy his writing. I'm terrible about starting books and not finishing them, so there's no way I could have finished Gravity's Rainbow if I wasn't enjoying reading it. Now, whether I enjoyed it because I knew that if I finished it it meant that I was smarter than all those dumbass Gravity's…

Sounds neato.