"There’s the association with MDMA, the already-passé drug of choice
among the current crop of nü-ravers who have been steadily influencing
the pop charts,"

God is Alison Brie a keeper. I would go straight for her so fast. We would get married, go antiquing together on the weekends, and own poodles. It would be wonderful.

Honestly, I've known a lot of women who behave like Betty. Her acting seems pretty naturalistic to me. Characters aren't required to be likable to be compelling.

The bad kind of nerd…I know one like that. When ever I talk to him, there is always one drinking game word he uses non-stop. Last time I spoke to him it was "dialectic", the time before it was "meta". Super fun guy, just sayin.

Wow, Aaron Carter is younger then me, but looks a million years older.

Hey, gay men like that sort of thing.

Ah, I wish my freshmen year aftereffects projects got featured my a know dance artist.

I've always been confused by the appeal of St. Vincent, but then again my claims as an indie rock hipster get less credible by the day.

My dad has started liking Foo Fighters after that fat guy who lost played a song on X Factor. I told him he should check out the Black Keys.

What about the Grinch? Do you think he showed early signs of antisocial behavior as an infant?

I'm just amazed at how dated gen X became so fast. Dubstep isn't that hard to figure out.

You know, I generally don't say things about genres of music i have no idea about, but whatever, you've taken the plunge.

I would agree. My conversation to Christianity half way through felt unearned, plus having that big black guy named Jesus in the mix made things even more muddled.

A-, that's what Todd Vanderwerff gave my amateur fisting porn.

I don't feel guilty about sex. We have bodies, we should enjoy them.

asexual? I guess I'm the odd man out at becoming aroused.

We're kind of like Parliament, but significantly more white.

I'm interested in your ideas, do you have a pamphlet outlining your beliefs that I can read?

You obviously haven't heard my reggae-future funk-hybrid-rap band.

Plus everybody knows that if you catch all the STDs out there, they cancel each other out. Fact.