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The Great Valerio
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There's a shot in that five-minute trailer from Comic-Con that I am 95% sure is Will and Bedelia sitting across from each other in a session, but it's just barely shot far enough away that I'm not sure it's Will sitting in the other chair. The following shot is Zachary Quinto yelling at Bedelia, so maybe I'm deluding

As usual when talking about this show, I don't know whether to throw up or burst out laughing, but thank you for saying that.

Yeah, I was really thrown by the "10-year-old on Picture Day" haircut they slapped on him.

Considering the debt that this show owes Alana from the first two seasons, I would kind of love to see her rise up to be the one to shut Hannibal down once and for all. I know that's not going to happen for several reasons, but it would just be nice.

I was under the impression that nothing in the episode represents what Hannibal's actual cell looks like.

Maybe it's residual Wonderfalls love, but I can't handle the idea of Hannibal winning this fight.

I just want one scene of Alana and Margo living fabulously in a mansion courtesy of Verger's milking. I mean, I would really love a whole other Tilly-Gershon arc with them, but considering the news about Isabelle's involvement with the back-half of the season, that's what I'll settle for.

The line about Dolarhyde being "more of a four-quadrant serial killer" made me cackle, because it's one of those lines that would never exist without this show. Who the fuck else would put those words together in that order?

I almost regret reading that comment— it makes so much sense for this show that I almost feel like I just read a big-ass spoiler. It reminds of Justin Roiland's comments about how internet groupthink basically makes major twists in TV shows obsolete.

In terms of this show's adaptation choices, retelling Red Dragon with the backstory of Hannibal and Will as troubled exes is the best, and Chilton being positioned as this show's Kenny From South Park is a solid #2.

That gif deserves immortality.

I agree with you, and didn't upvote because it bums me out that agree with you.

I'm a big believer in the fact that dual nominations should be a thing. It would be really appropriate for Key & Peele, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer, Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen, Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell… I guess once you go co-ed you have to completely change how nominations work, but since awards shows are

I'm thrilled to see either pull off a nomination (because dear God the odds were so stacked against either in that category), but I would love to see Peele pick one up just for "OH MY GOD CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT! SHE'S DOWN! SHE'S DEAD!"

"You'll know when you're slammed because your nuts will be on the table and my fist will be covered in your blood."

There are are so many actors on Showtime that I want to rescue like stray puppies.

Even though (I think) Jen predated Veep, it really does feel like P&R airlifted that character in from Veep. It JUST sank in how much need to see Kathryn Hahn and Anna Chlumsky talk really fast at each other.

#LiberateKatherynHahn

He might be the only actor that I've experienced actual mourning for.

I never saw this show, but the fact that it structured its episode titles to provide three opportunities for the writers to prove how smart they are every week felt smug to me and made me violently hate this show sight-unseen.