Full House is on the list of things that I refuse to be nostalgic for.

I absolutely love Lawrence Welk.
(This may come from watching it ironically as a teen on my grandmother's huge, wood-framed television set.)
I want "Calcutta" to be my wedding song.

I fucking hate Oprah
I have watched the degeneration of my mother's generation of women due to Oprah's fake-empowerment bullshit.

I fucking hate Oprah
I have watched the degeneration of my mother's generation of women due to Oprah's fake-empowerment bullshit.

There ain't no need to take women when you got accents like that. Many of us would lend use of ourselves at the first drop of a exotic colloquialism.

you can find them streaming online on secret websites, through a series of links, each more mysterious then the last.

Well the first step towards failing is trying.

Well the first step towards failing is trying.

3 years a reader and the only time I ever posted was about my love for Cafe Bustelo.

3 years a reader and the only time I ever posted was about my love for Cafe Bustelo.