And why didn't Ross, as the largest friend, simply eat the others?

The dynamic between Rudy and Louise is one of the best non-exclusively-Belcher relationships on the show.

I would absolutely start watching Scandal if after every plot twist Cookie Monster would pop up and say "Oh! What scandal!"

Crap, why did I open that at work? All teary at my desk now…

*plays the sad Charlie Brown Christmas theme*

I happened to see Up in theaters by myself, as a fully grown adult in a theater of families. By the end of that opening montage I was crying so hard that the father of a family sitting in the same row was openly staring at me and clearly wondering what my problem was. And then it happened AGAIN during that scene…

"Why Rhett, what have I told you about cleaning up after weekly cross burnings? See, it's coming off."

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!!!!!

Zombie Nightmare is one of the less-heralded MST3K episodes, but I find myself rewatching it and enjoying it more and more every time.

Aw, I like him. He's not objectively handsome, but there's something about him that's appealing.

"Ah women. Women, women, women, women, women, women, women. For you young fellows fresh on the cusp of a blooming manhood, the questions abound. What are women like? What do women want? How should I treat a woman? Perhaps the thorniest problem facing any young man is finding a woman in the first place! It turns out to…

No, it's "Pyuma-man."

Oh Susannah, oh don't you cry for me,
Cause I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee.

I just feel like you might not be ready for some football.

Oh who am I kidding? I never went to Castleton.

Mrs. Beasley?

Paint my muscle car prune-colored, please!

Rowsdower!

Master Ninja Theme Song?

As earlier stated your weapons are useless against me! It is my considered advice that you discontinue use of said weapons!