Is that you Jonathan Swift?

And then during the 7th inning stretch, the gates all closed and the Rains of Castamere began playing

A fight between Brienne and The Hound was something I never even knew I wanted until it was gifted to me.

Aw, I love the Reeds and Meera's face when killing him was heartbreaking. Goodbye Jojen.

"There was this one bit you missed, where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, then I said 'Playtime's over,' and I hit his head with the plant."

How many steps from that until we're all writing Erotic AV Club Commentariat Friend Fiction?

That would be incredible! Too bad Disney doesn't like butts and zombie makeout sessions in their movies.

Are you trying to say nautical?

Whisper. Whiiiiiiisper

So I guess what I'm trying to say is - plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag.

*clapclapclap*

Whoa, add some more "er's" and "uhs" in there. What's your hurry?

Totally agreed. However, if that means that they're going to give time over to Melisandre long-distance roasting the warg's eagle/owl, then it's kind of forgiven.

4) What a windmill looks like

GRENN! PYP! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

At this rate the 8th book should be released about when the sun enters into its red giant phase.

I gotta say, I wasn't sure at first but his portrayal has really grown on me.

Fowah suppah, I would like the, er uh, pahty plattah.

Regular Sized Rudy! It just makes me happy whenever he appears.

Or perhaps Gamera, who is a friend to children.