It's official. 30 Rock is real life.

King of the Inhumans, King of the first.

Really? I always found Nite Owl to be the most human and relatable character in the book. The whole Rorschach love is a little lost on me. He's a great character, but he's also insane, which isn't the most endearing characteristic I can think of.

Not gonna lie, I think he's pretty funny. I'm not too up on my stand up comedy, but he definitely seems better than Dane YELLING REAL LOUD Cook (who admittedly can be funny sometimes).

Martin?
More like Demetri Barfin'! Like, you know, he makes me barf?

Firstie.
Three and a half years late.

I don't think it looks that terrible. The Die Hard line? I laughed quite a bit.

Anyone up for some parafailing later?

I am 100% going to bring up Pride and Prejudice and Zombies to my English class tomorrow. We're reading Jane Austen, and it's too perfect not to show my professor/class.

So strong to me.
You belong to me. Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.

I'm gonna need an Atlanta Decider.
As soon as possible.

I would so read the Adventures of David Chang comic book. He'd, like, have to eat his enemies in order to defeat them. And his villains? Frankie Firstie, the quickest man in the land. Hipster D-Bad, whose snark knows no bounds. And Nickleback. He'd probably kill them, too.

I would so read the Adventures of David Chang comic book. He'd, like, have to eat his enemies in order to defeat them. And his villains? Frankie Firstie, the quickest man in the land. Hipster D-Bad, whose snark knows no bounds. And Nickleback. He'd probably kill them, too.

Neither, Mikey B. The appropriate choice is cobra wine.

Alright, you want to know why Limp Bizkit is more offensive than Blink 182?