But only because I was a writer for Golden Girls

I know

The last line in that LA Times article
reminds me of The Onion article about the "Just Shoot Me" writer who assumes everyone knows everything about "Just Shoot Me". I guess in LA they assume that everyone knows everything about every TV show and get the fairly obscure St. Olaf's reference.

The headline should read
Jon Hamm to guest star on The Simpsons because of course he is…if you're going to apply that to the garbage that Michael Bay produces (rightfully so) then you should apply that to a show that has become as mediocre and celebrity guest dependent as "Love Boat"

I don't want it all to be a dream b/c I feel like the "it was all a dream" is a cop-out and Nolan is better than that. Either way, I didn't really feel like the ending was that ambiguous and not just b/c it seemed like the top was going to tip over, but moreso because Cobb knew to use his totem in the first place.…

Same thing happened at the theater I was at…and I also read elsewhere on the internet that people laughed during the trailer for the M. Night-produced movie. Either we're all at the same theater or this is happening everywhere.

Ariadne
In greek mythology…daughter of King Minos, falls in love with Theseus on first sight and helps him escape the Minotaur's labyrinth. I'm starting to wonder if Ariadne was a projection of Cobb's sub-conscious that he put in place to help extract him from the entire dream state. That and the fact that Saito said…

I was actually thinking of Levitt as Riddler and Hardy, with a few more pounds added on, as the gun-running version of the Penguin.

The first time I saw that cover
I thought of Katherine Heigl…who's a gigantic bitch. and i'm not surprised that the actual person is a gigantic bitch too

Elevator 6!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Even before I went to Ebert's website
I knew he'd give this one 4 Stars…can't f'ing wait for this

Oh and also…fucking Ruffalo, let's get Mel Gibson for Banner/Hulk!

The heavy breathing
On Mel's end is my favorite part. It's like he's running around his house and then going off on a rant, then running, then ranting. Dude is out of shape!

Glover rather

Danny Glove
Do you think he dealt with this shit or knew how crazy Mel was while making 4 Lethal Weapon movies? I mean, it seemed like Danny always wanted to do the movies and it's not like the only thing he ever did so it wasn't an act of desperation.

Clearly the only person who will care about this
is Aziz Ansari's cousin Harris, who loves this shit

Wait, 10 book cycle?
Suddenly I'm not too enthused about reading the three that came out. Does the third one have a satisfying ending? I like the first one so far but I don't want to get sucked in and then let down

I'd like to eliminate all possibility of any of the cheesy reality show plotting and planning that goes on. they need to make it more straightforward

How about the fact that 2 month old babies only eat formula or breast milk! Totally pointless challenge

Stephen and Angelo's acts are getting old
I know a lot of this is owed to editing but all they show Stephen doing is criticizing or throwing people under the bus. Angelo's Machiavellian manueverings are annoying too. What kind of self-important, egotistical ass thinks the way he does? He clearly would be happiest…