Cybernetic Organism,

Booo!!! You leave Lynch's Dune alone.

phodreaw has not read the book.

It's The Tonight Show with Karl Malone played by Jimmy Kimmel!!!

Who?

I really wish ZMF didn't just verbally abuse people but actually had the ability to hunt people down and beat their asses. These boards would be much more fun if there were consequences. The all-caps threats are great and all, but, ZMF, you should seriously consider serial murder and/or actual violence.

But I'll still be alive to watch Conan so then I'll be the demographic convincing NBC to act like a total bitch by not giving the Tonight Show to whoever it is my kids want to have it, despite the fact that he's probably funnier and I'm just old and have given up on life.

If you're just now realizing that people are stupid and awful, you haven't been paying attention.

People love Conan and the Tonight Show is an American institution.

If Leno is going to be a class act and leave for Conan's sake I wouldn't be surprised if Conan stays. And here's a crazy theory for you, what if Conan out of gratitude incorporates Leno into his show in some way—after a cooling off period.

Indeed, the unnamed poster "duh" has failed to grasp taht Dr. Robuttnik is calling Jay Leno a big fucking baby who is demanding his show back.

I enjoy Andy. He and Conan play well off each other. When he left it was empty for a while. You need the trio of Conan, Andy, and Max.

Put Jay on at 12:35 for a 30 minute monologue.

Jay Leno's humor appeals to the elderly. Give it enough years and his audience will be dead. Conan shall return.

Conan actually ends up pretty well in this.

I am so glad that Conan is not going along with this. I think he's absolutely right. It's not the tonight show if it's an afterthought to the Jay Leno show.

You raise an interesting question, monkeylovah. One which is an open question in my mind. When do you use em-dashes—I think it's where there is more of a break from the main sentence—versus when do use en-dashes. The difference - other than the fact that the dashes get their names from their length being that of…

Most difficult casting ever.
Nobody can succeed in casting this movie. Nonetheless, I suggest:

Boooooo!!!
Boo NBC!!! Boooooooo!!!

You suck.