When we went to Iron Man, some dipshit and his dipshit kid behind us insisted on repeating every funny line after they had finished braying like jackasses at them. The phone thing and asking "who's that?" would have been preferrable, imo, at least those are sort of understandable if insanely douchey, but who fucking…

Sorry, I shouldn't have nitpicked the jumping the shark thing, it's just one of my triggers.

I'd be interested to know how many people who hate this movie were either only children or had one older sibling who was quite a bit older than them (say, 4 or 5 years apart).

The Last Dragon wasn't a parody of blaxploitation flicks, it was quasi-parody of kung fu flicks. Apples and oranges.

You were really doing well until you used the term "jump the shark" in an unironic way.

Yeah, I mostly went for Spike too, I don't remember the book much but my fiancee remembers it pretty fondly. It was really nice to have a movie we were both excited to see, I think the last time we really wanted to see something together was The Dark Knight.

I'd also add that the people being hyper-defensive of this movie seem to be few and far between on this actual site. I haven't seen that many people saying that it's a masterpiece or that anyone who doesn't like it is a big stupid jerk or whatever (well, I kind of did but it was a knee jerk reaction to people…

Yeah, it's annoying when people get hyper-defensive about the stuff they like, I agree, but I just don't understand people who are so obsessed with hating on the people who like this movie or who it's marketed to or whatever. I dug the movie, if people have honest criticisms to make about it and a debate about the…

I wish they'd round up all these unregistered posters and put them in camps or something. Fucking unregistered scum.

I saw it
It was great. I know that saying this paints me as a Urban Outfitters frequenting hipster who is only pretending to like it by all the rabid haters, but so be it. My fiancee and I adored it and I even welled up a little bit at the end. I think a lot of the people hating on it are projecting their own shit…

Hey PG, do you think that fans of this movie are like fans of Twilight? I'm not quite clear on that point yet. Maybe you could repeat it a few more million times in service of your desperate attempts to show how much smarter and cooler you are than anyone who liked this movie.

Haha, awesome, I love it when people get mad about spoilers.

Am I the only person who sincerely feels like The King of Comedy is Scorcese's best film?

You know who is numb to that trailer? Joyless assholes like Skipping This above who have to examine everything that flits in or out of their consciousness with a god damn electron microscope and suck the fun out of everything. Yeah, I know it's totally pandering to me, but I'm not a miserable cunt who can't get back…

Don't feel too bad about Piper (maybe) dying, it's pretty widely known in Oregon that he's a racist who beats his kids.

Thirding Buffalo Soldiers. Scott Glenn is so fucking boss in that.

Nevermind, I just read the Wiki, man was it badly written. Doesn't sound as cool as the twist at the end of Sleepaway Camp but it kind of sounds like a fun movie.

Hey Mongo you got any good OJ jokes? I'm trying to land a job writing for Leno and no matter how many times I hit myself on the head with a hammer I can't write anything as dumb and lazy as your tripe. Hook a yellow brotha up, yo.

lol @ the guy making a fucking Stairmaster joke calling anyone, anywhere a hack.

Spoilers on the plot twists, plz thx