If Harry Knowles hates something that's a pretty good chance it's actually good.

No one is going to give ZMF props for that Tarantino slam? C'mon, you know that's exactly what a Tarantino directed NBK would look like too, and Mickey & Mallory would spend half an hour talking about fucking Badlands and The Honeymoon Killers and fetishizing Gene Vincent records. And Downey would deliver some…

*eyes dart back and forth*

Oh for fuck's sake, really? Red Dawn?

DCRJ, reading comprehension ain't your strong suit, is it?

You wanna combat oppressive government control, eh? Then take your gun and go start shooting all the TVs. Until you do that, your guns are pretty much useless. If the government decides it wants to take you out, your piddly collection of shotguns and handguns isn't going to be much of a match for fucking tanks and…

Sharwood Lish: "XOXOXO SMIIIILEY FACE!"

Oh God, Frank Caliendo as John Belushi. Fuck you so much for putting that thought out into the universe.

Both.

Well, they're almost always arguing from a position of complete and utter intellectual and moral poverty (and in some cases outright bankruptcy/upside down on their mortgage), so it's not much of a win, really.

Now this abortion you'd be watching: Are the parents Juggalos?

Only if at the end we pan back and it's revealed that it all happened in some autistic kid's snowglobe.

I'll bet you enjoy microbrews A LOT.

Fucking Million Dollar Mystery. Christ.

Say Jasmine, do you like Al Jarreau? What? You've never even heard of him? But he's a black entertainer!

Someday soon pop culture will resemble the end of 2001

Make with the tentacle rape or I'm not greenlighting this picture!

Personally I was a big fan of Earth 12's Rusty. He had heat vision!

"He was upside down in The Dark Knight, too. "

John Wedd: He wasn't supposed to be a pedophile, he was a parody of the original host of Family Feud Richard Dawson who was really touchy feely and kissy with all the female contestants.