Way to fall for the liberal media's propganda, Heche, only sheeple like you would believe that. Everyone who knows anything knows he's really an undercover Whig.

I'm with you, Prep Heche.

Inorite? You know who the only people I've ever known who liked B.B. King were? Old white guys who have never had a black friend and manage hedge funds.

Jesus Christ IT IS ON DVD! The fucking African Queen is not on DVD but Million Dollar Mystery is. And now it's in my queue and is seconds away from being moved to the top of said queue. "Hey ACS, maybe you should watch 8 1/2 like you've been saying you would for five years instead of watching that piece of shit?" …

God dammit MBS, why you gotta go bringing up Million Dollar Mystery? Now you got me flashing back to Saturdays in my early teens watching whatever the afternoon movie was on WGN or the local network affiliates. How many hours did I waste watching stuff like Million Dollar Mystery?

Also, VirginPost! - are you a 9 month old baby? If so, it's remarkable that you've managed to post on this comment thread. The reason I ask is that you mentioned "stimulus packages" as somehow being proof that the President is a Socialist, and I just assumed that you must be a 9 month old baby if you were…

Honestly, the only idiots here are the people who are denying that race could possibly be a motivating factor for people protesting things that have not happened nor will ever happen, spreading lies, and suggesting that the President can somehow magically be both a Fascist, a Communist and a Socialist when it's clear…

Is there some white person gene that makes you ask black people stupid questions like this that I don't have? I honestly don't understand why anyone would ask a co-worker that kind of shit.

Well, the ratio of sane to insane changed just enough to get him elected. White people are still crazy, there's just less of the bugshit insane ones voting.

Angela Davis was hot too.

FACIAL HAIR RELATED PUN

Look, anything that keeps Martin Lawrence off the streets and out of fatsuits is ok by me.

Wasn't Adam like an adopted son?
I vaguely remember that being the case, but I could totally be wrong. I always thought he was like Tom Hagen in the Godfather.

If you go to his website he has the recordings of his actual conversations with the Delta customer service people. I kind of like the dramatized versions of those conversations better.

Sure I'll get a drink if you want, ya weirdo!

I <3 Eugene Mirman
My fiancee and I have similar senses of humor, but recently we realized that when I'm funny (and boy am I ever funny!) I'm more like Patton Oswalt, but I want to be like Eugene, and she wants to be funny like Patton but is funny like Eugene.

So fatherpastor, did that asshole who was arguing with Eugene about the bears on the outskirts of Detroit get thrown out?

What about Dracula's Pajama Party? I'd say that was some sort of bash or mash.

So are these good mashups?
I've been interested in listening to more mash-ups, but I have no idea how to separate the wheat from the chaff. One of you assholes tell me if these songs are good so I can download them and then never have to play this game (this is not me trying to be too cool for such a game, I just…

See ya later, you mewling infant!