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If knowing who the super secret celebrity cameo was beforehand lessens the experience of the movie for you, it's not a very good movie to begin with.

Ugh, I can't believe there are still people complaining about spoilers. Does it really ruin the movie for you to know who the super secret celebrity cameo is? Really? Are you a 8 year old girl? Grow the fuck up, internet.

Cast the MTP/MTF reboot/remake!
C'mon, you know it'll happen before we get halfway into the next decade.

And the blanket will be a Snuggie, so the joke can also be dated!

Need I remind any of you that Wu Tang is for the children?

Let's summarize the arguments at play here, shall we?:

Well for the record, I have a fiancee. Believe it or not, it is possible for a man to actually care about women being respected and not just fronting in an attempt to get laid! I know, it's hard to wrap your mind around it, because why would any man have compassion for women having to endure misogyny and

Glad to see the knuckledraggers are still so eager to show themselves as such.

Not unless the illegal aliens had something to do with inventing credit default swaps

PPPS you're also a coward who hides behind the "everybody sucks" to excuse YOUR misogyny. No amount of Sex In The City-esque ladies dissin' on dudes excuses the systemic misogyny that pervades much of society even today and reduces women to little more than sex objects or stereotypes. The worst thing you will hear

PPS ok you're probably not a caveman but you have some issues with women bro

P.S., fuck you, you fuckin caveman.

Oh yeah, no, misogynists is just a bullshit thing, you're right Gentle Herpes. Sexual harassment laws are a crock too. Men never use their positions of power in society to oppress, molest, beat or assault women or make them feel less than, and even if they do, ladies yell at us for not putting down the toilet seat,

It's still a totally glaring inclusion that takes you out of the movie. We get it, Quentin, you know about a lot of obscure movies and music. It was cool when you just slipped them into the soundtrack without making a big deal out of it or turned them into cool little inside jokes for your fellow film nerds, but

They referenced Vanishing Point, the original Gone In 60 Seconds and Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry, all of which were Tarantino's main reference points he was drawing from for Death Proof.

Guys, Death Proof was a piece of shit and did not resemble an authentic grindhouse film in any way, shape or form. At least Rodriguez's entry had the decency to resemble something Canon would have put out in the early 80s, Death Proof was two hours of Quentin Tarantino jerking off, cinematically speaking. Fuck that

Wow, you don't like anything good, do you Cahiers?

No, Holubeck is in a ton of sketches, the real Gilliam of the group is Michael Patrick Jann.

I broke this story! Where are my kudos?

Brrring! Brrrring! Hello, Cheese?
NO! Cheese can't answer a phone!