Anecdotal evidence wins again!

I've come to the conclusion…
..that he was never funny, and it was only more glaring with this piece of shit because he was trying SO HARD to be Peter Sellers and failing so, so badly at it. Sellers at his cheesiest was never as hacktastic as The Love Guru.

Tom Sawyer, out for revenge for the death of his friend Huck Finn at the hands of the Fantom, no less!

Oh please, even Gaiman has said he didn't think Rowling plagarised him.

What, no Planetary or Transmet love?

Actually, Ware should do a Billy Corrigan graphic novel, he's a much sadder character than Jimmy, imo.

Drusilla would have been hotter if she didn't sound like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

I'd do Fillion and Adam Baldwin too.

Yeah I just re-read the first post and realized I wrote "written by Curt Swan", so I don't have a leg to stand on with any of this. Jesus I suck, no more posting with large sleep deficits for me.

Oh god, the near rape, fuck that episode. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist. The audacity of the writers to purposelly construct that horseshit because they thought it was wrong that the fans liked Spike is the one truly black mark on an otherwise beloved show.

I read both as a kid, so I don't think I'd agree that Marvel is a more complex universe, just a more emo, preachy one. I mean, really, outside of the X-Men, Marvel continuity is pretty straight forward and not that hard to grasp compared to the myriad sandtraps the DCU presents you with. I still don't know what the…

I think the DCU is much more fleshed out too. The supernatural stuff in Marvel Comics is almost always fucking embarassing as hell, like some junior high version of The Exorcist or something, whereas one of the best things about the DCU is it's supernatural elements. Phantom Stranger, Books Of Magic, The Demon, all…

Also holy shit that Quitely drawing of Supes really makes him look like a young Robert Mitchum, doesn' t it?

Oh yeah, Giles is a pretty hot dude too.

I don't want to sound like a total skeezoid or anything but I would really enjoy watching Alexis Denisof and Allyson Hannigan have sex. From a purely aesthetic standpoint, mind you.

Oh God, real gay guys have the worst taste in dudes.

Oh, and Denisof after he became "Dark Wesley", I'd do him too.

See, now it's equal opportunity objectification, a dude just pointed a dude on Buffy he would fuck. You're welcome, female gender.

Hank1: Not even Marsters? I'm straight as the day is long and even I'd probably blow Marsters.

Scotteb: You're just saying that because you don't want to get maced, admit it.