Seriously, I would have been happy to engage you in substantive debate on this issue, but clearly you're only interested in fielding strawmen, misrepresenting what someone who you disagree with is saying, tossing out discredited talking points and bullshit macho posturing. Were you personally fighting the IRA, AV…

Oh I see, so it's all "the left"'s fault. Sorry, I thought the actual people in power who launched an immoral, pointless war were the problem but clearly it's the "left"'s fault .

Oh fuck yeah man, that was the Golden Age of bizarre-premised short-lived Fox sitcoms: Whoops!, Herman's Head, Get A Life.

Also, acting like Muslim fundamentalist terrorists are a more powerful threat or an equal threat to Nazi Germany is completely fucktarded as well. Al Qaeda got lucky with a crazy plan that succeeded because we as a nation were not really concerned with the threat of terrorism. Instead of intelligently assessing the…

Can I just rant about the "defending your freedom" bullshit for a second? Thanks.

Aw, Amazing Stories wasn't that bad, the episode with the Ghost Train and the one where a headless Christopher Lloyd terrorized one of his students were pretty cool.

KB:

Has Harlan Ellison ever succesfully adapted anything? I'm serious here.

Lobsters I'm still waiting (see what I did there?) to hear YOUR awesome plan to save the economy. Go see if you still have the Denny's placemat you drunkenly scrawled it on and enlighten us ASAP.

Lobsters:

Eh, there's only been one confirmed family annihilator in the history of pro wrestling (Snuka supposedly beat a prostitute to death but nothing was ever proven), so I think the chances for an airable show are no worse than say, The Real World. Remember that season with the drunk chick who almost drank herself to…

Yes, we learned kung fu together.

Actually everything I've ever read about DDP paints him as one of the least fucked up drug-free wrestlers ever, aside from the wife-swapping with Eric Bischoff. Apparently he's like way over the top enthusiastic and friendly, I remember reading a story about how when WCW got bought out and the WWE eventually hired…

Touche. Could I interest you in a Coke?

You're not going to post any links or make any effort to back up your ludicrous claims at all, are you? Yeah, didn't think so.

I didn't tear up but I was like "Awww bummer". And I HATE chihuahuas

Oh, so you're not going to back up your wild allegations with any, you know, proof, just a bunch of insane gibberish and trolling. What a surprise! Since when does claiming something as "research" get someone off the hook for SEXUAL FUCKING MOLESTATION??? Seriously, you are really terrible at this whole arguing…

Eventually every TV show ever aired will be on DVD. I personally can't wait until Whoops! and Grand are finally released.

Lobsters, why are you talking like a ministrel?

Who gives a shit?
Didn't we get enough of him when he was on The Surreal Life? And another thing, when the fuck are they ever going to have a season of that show with more wrestlers? Last I heard they were going to do a season with Randy Savage, which would have been awesome because the dude is a fucking lunatic.