Oh man anyone remember the Jerry Stiller one?
He was like the mildest "shock jock" ever and over the course of the episode he keeps getting these calls from Satan that you're supposed to be unnerved by, but the whole thing was insanely telegraphed to the point that you almost thought it was supposed to be funny. At…

Also: Sexual molestation isn't rape? Really? I think it kind of is dude, unless your definition of rape is restricted to penetration. I think forcing yourself on anyone who is an unwilling partner or isn't old enough to consent to sex is pretty much rape, it's kind of why they charge people who fuck people under 18…

Again, Bajingo, if the dude is going around admitting to molesting kids, why isn't he in jail? It is still illegal to molest kids in the UK, right? Please, back up your insane claims with some actual links, I beg of you. Or, you know, keep slandering him and not backing up your claims at all, whatever works for…

Haha, clearly one guy posing as two and agreeing with himself, awesome. Way to go dude!

Lobsters, do they let you out of the home to go to church? Oh duh, obviously they probably have a little chapel right there for you, my bad.

Guys, just for the record, BajingoHound was yelling insanely about how Alan Moore supposedly raped some kids as "research" for Lost Girls, so I think it's safe to ignore anything he says.

I still don't understand why they fucked up LXG so badly. I mean, I understand HOW they did it, but fuck, what in that book needed tampered with in the adaptation from page to screen? Answer: abso-fuckin-lutely nothing. It's the perfect premise for a movie, all you have to do is have little scenes establishing who…

Quick, someone register the username Uber Spazzoid Dork post haste!

Oh Bajingo, you love the word uber don't you! Kee-rist man, you are tiresome as hell.

I think he should sound like Paul Lynde, obviously. Or the guy who played Les Nessman on WKRP.

Please to be eating shit if you are serious, Watchmen came out in 198fuckin6, if you haven't read it by now you have no reason to whine about spoilers.

Well maybe so, but Batman Begins beat them to the theaters by a country mile, at that point as a filmmaker you might want to think about doing some ADR and changing shit up so you don't look like a bunch of amateurs. But then Snyder is an amateur who in a better world would be lucky getting a job to direct video game…

Another point
Shouldn't movie producers have better things to do than troll message boards and blog comments? Shouldn't they be hard at work producing such timeless classics as The Pacifier or Blame It On The Bellboy? Get back to work, Producer-Pants!

The minute I saw how cool the characters looked I realized it was going to be a huge failure. Dear Zack Snyder: They're not supposed to look cool, dipshit, they were supposed to be pathetic, ESPECIALLY Nite Owl. The whole book is about a bunch of pretentious super-powered (and non-powered) d-bags who think they know…

Again, WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL CRAZY PERSON? If you molest kids and then go around admitting it, wouldn't the authorities be interested in that, at all? Maybe you should go call them. I bet they'd be very interested to hear your story. Cops love to hear insane people shout at them about the insane things they think!…

If he molested kids, wouldn't he, like, be in jail? People still go to jail for that right? I mean if they're not Catholic priests.

Guitarjelly:

Ramming Speed, starring Lee as Speed.

That shit sounds less like the Bible and more like The Secret, so I double-hate it.

This post is adorable!