My dick is very discerning.

Aw motherfucker! I was hoping this was bullshit.

On the Gun Club vs. Cramps debate: I love Fire Of Love, but Jeffrey Lee crashed and burned pretty badly, so they only really put out one great album, whereas the Cramps put out at least three.

@ Will You Marry Me:

Both of you Dick Tracys, cut the sheep dip!

If this is true, I will watch my DVD of the Napa Mental Hospital concert in memoriam and do drugs (I was gonna do drugs anwyay). Then I'll watch that scene from Near Dark with their cover of Fever and that scene in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 where they played Goo Goo Muck (0r maybe it was Human Fly, can't remember).

Once upon a time, way back when I first got on these here internets back in 1998, one of the first things I looked up was The State and lo and behold, I found their website and proceeded to send a geeky ass email to the webmaster declaring my love for the show. I then got an email back from none other than David Wain…

@Evil Bread 2

The Ten was awesome.

How about this, I'm a giant, and I'm going to squish all your cookies because you're all small people, you're small people!

Who cares? I'm Mean Ass Sal and I don't give a damn! Get bent! You're a facoombinnitu! Know what that means? It's an insult, I made it up!

Who cares? I'm Mean Ass Sal and I don't give a damn! Get bent! You're a facoombinnitu! Know what that means? It's an insult, I made it up!

You think your dog food is better than Little Brown Dog Food? Well shut up!

You think your dog food is better than Little Brown Dog Food? Well shut up!

Froggie Jamboree is my fiancee's favorite State sketch. She grew up overseas and her only exposure to the State previously was the Skits & Stickers VHS, so when she got to see the (almost) complete series on my bootleg tape, I kind of think that sealed the deal as far as us being meant for each other goes.

Froggie Jamboree is my fiancee's favorite State sketch. She grew up overseas and her only exposure to the State previously was the Skits & Stickers VHS, so when she got to see the (almost) complete series on my bootleg tape, I kind of think that sealed the deal as far as us being meant for each other goes.

There's this one sketch where she's on a motorcycle in a leather bra and pants and hoooollly cats man did I have a thing for Kerri Kinney when I was 13. And by thing, I mean boner.

There's this one sketch where she's on a motorcycle in a leather bra and pants and hoooollly cats man did I have a thing for Kerri Kinney when I was 13. And by thing, I mean boner.

You're not the goose, the goose tis I! Tis Doug's downy feathers that 'ere been ruffled!

You're not the goose, the goose tis I! Tis Doug's downy feathers that 'ere been ruffled!