Hey all, how's things in this crazy Sideways House?

Hey all, how's things in this crazy Sideways House?

Yes, yes they did, sadly. Still, I always much preferred it to the inevitable and dreary Batman vs. Superman, Star Trek vs. Star Wars and Pepsi vs. Coke arguments we'd have at other times.

That Mr. Show book rules
I got it when I saw them on the Hooray For America tour (fuck I wish they'd do another 0ne) a bunch of years ago and I really enjoyed the hell out of it. I like exhaustive details about how my favorite sketch shows came to be, who wrote what sketches, etc. I wish some enterprising soul would…

On the Friday The 13th tip
Tell me fellow AV Clubbers, were your playgrounds the site of numerous and ceaseless heated argument over who the best slasher film monster/killer was, or was that just my school? Prairie View Elementary School was deeply fuckin divided on the question of Freddy vs. Jason. Occasionally…

I always found The Exorcist hilarious, but that's just because I don't believe in Satan or God or any of that stuff. I think if you believe in an actual supernatural evil it makes it easier to be scared by stuff like The Exorcist.

I saw an old dude at the bus stop about a year ago who looked exactly like the old version of David Lo Pan and the whole rest of the day I just imagined him being like "The bus being late really pisses me off to no end!" and damning the bus driver to various Chinese hells.

Or SICKLE CELL ANEMIC MOTHERFUCKER

I've always preferred the main theme form Escape From New York to the Halloween theme, but ymmv

Fisher Stevens wasn't in Vampires.

I've always wanted Carpenter to do a remake of X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes with the original ending. Fuck, that would be a great flick.

Modine don't suck in Married To The Mob, fool.

Thank God I found some more In The Mouth Of Madness lovers further down the thread, I thought the whole world had gone insane for a moment.

How the fuck can you say the ending of In The Mouth Of Madness was bad? That ending is god damn fantastic, and it is his sole 90s work worth watching. Anyone who thinks the In the Mouth Of madness sucks is a fool, a damn ass fool.

God damn you Lee Harvey, I've been waiting for an opportunity to make that joke for 10 fucking years!

Pooscooper:

Blanchett is barely trying either. There's no there there, you know?

Indy 4 is the most hollow, lifeless dump of a movie ever unleashed on a hapless moviegoing public, but it doesn't diminish how awesome the first three are.

Yeah, I watched my first episode of Superjail the other day and I was like "Huh? That wasn't very funny." I mean, it was certainly EXXXXTREME what with the cons killing each other in very bloody ways and a little girl dying of cancer and the warden giving birth to a rage baby, but it wasn't, ya know, funny.

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