My date test used to be Evil Dead 2, any girl who thought it was stupid = not the girl for me. My fiancee doesn't think it's dumb, but she's not gaga over it either. She grew up overseas so she's kind of cold to MST3k too, as she doesn't get a lot of the specifically American pop culture references (perhaps…

There's nothing fun about Spider-man, he's a whiny puss and always has been.

Sam Raimi still rules, Spiderman is just the goose that lays the golden eggs that will allow him to do cool stuff (Evil Dead 4 plz!)

Who are these ad wizards?

Rob, sing a song. Shut up.

Commandant Lassard was not a pervert!

I bet you loved the Dumont Network.

Man that Cameron family is so fucking square.

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Freaked was awesome, fuck you if you disagree.

Ok, I'll give you Jaws, but I'm being really charitable there. It's got great dialogue but great dialogue doesn't automatically make the entire film great.

Rhonda Shear, the woman who launced a thousand boners!

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V was the shit, heavy-handed moralizing notwithstanding. It had Michael Ironsides people! Michael Fuckin Ironsides! And it was surely Marc Singer's finest role ever. The makeup was kind of shitty and seeing Freddy Krueger as a benign-lizard man who is also partially retarded (I think he was anyway) was…

So basically, MTV is going to bring back Undressed.

I can't think of anything Spielberg has made that I'd consider a geniunely great flick. Popular? No question. Enjoyable? Some more than others, but for the most part yes. But a geniunely magnificent film? Not really.

Pffft, Spielberg is still a hack, he's just a hack who hedges his bets pretty well.

Performance art troll, there's no question, and he's an awesome one at that.

What's all this shit about A Mighty Wind being the weakest Guest movie? Did you fuckers forget about For Your Consideration?

I am glad that I could fill a previously unfilled role in the AV Club Rainbow Of Comments: The Guy Who Says Remarkably Disgusting, Disturbing Things. I'm just like your drunk Uncle Ricky at Thanksgiving!

Yes, I was talking about how he shaves his pube's to resemble Hitler's moustache. I thought everyone knew that about Trebek! He's unspeakably filthy.