In all seriousness
If Rourke does this, he will instantly become the most compelling character on either show. I don't know whether that's me damning the quality of dudes the WWE has right now or big-upping Rourke's magnetic charisma, but either way, I kind of hope it happens, I may have to start watching wrestling…

Tell me about the time you met Doug Dillenger!

Smoking weed like a god damn chimney with his young-ass wife and getting his baby taken away by Social Services?

Why would anyone want to try out for another game show anyway? It's not like there are any shows that have overlap with Jeopardy, so chances are if you're trying out for Jeopardy (like me!) you fancy yourself a smart cookie with a knowledge base that really isn't tested by any other show.

Thank you!

Thank you MOTHER. Seriously though, yeah, I do.

I tried out last year online
The test was like a month prior to me moving to Nevada from Nebraska and I was stressed like a mofo, so I totally biffed it, but this year baby, this year I will fucking get on this god damn show and I will lick Trebek's moustache when I do!

I will never, ever forgive Rick Springfield for the hell he put me through as a child with that god damn song. If I ever see him he's getting five across the eyes for everytime some wiseacre has saw fit to sing that awful piece of shit song to me over the years.

I'm ashamed to admit that Dee's roid raging Mike Tyson-esque ramblings ("I'll eat your babies, bitch") made my pants grow three sizes larger that day.*

Am I wrong for refusing to see Some Like It Hot based on it always being #1 on those stupid AFI lists? I mean, I know I love Wilder, and I know I love Jack Lemmon, but it's the same problem I had with Pet Sounds for years: It seemed like a really lame, simple thing that I wouldn't otherwise watch and I had a lot of…

Fourthed.

Is Carlos Slim related to Barbados Slim?

I am constantly telling my friends and family "Cool it Sanch or you'll get knuckle supper!"

Go out and get some Indian beer instead, like Kingfisher or Taj Mahal. Indian beer owns. Get some vindaloo too! Mmmm, vindaloo!

I thought as much. I really want to see The Day Today but as far as I know there's no Region 1 (are we Region 1? I can never remember). Chris Morris and Steve Coogan? Forget it, I'm already sold! I even sat through the half-assed Hamlet 2 for Coogan, I love him so much, and Morris is equally fantastic, if not MORE…

Oh man, wasn't the dude who played Dean Lerner on The IT Crowd? If so, must watch that too. God damn you Brits and your loads of good comedy shows that are unavailable for me to watch easily!

Hope no one said this yet…
So many of you should be fired, then shot out of a cannon into the sun. Terrible. Just terrible. I'm not even going to dignify this slop with specifics of what you are all wrong about (except you, Tasha Robinson, you godless heathen Strangelove hater). Ridiculous!

And my enjoyment of Brass Eye is not dented in the least by my unfamiliarity with British celebrities. The Drugs episode is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen and Chris Morris should be knighted. No, strike that, you guys should push the Windsors off a cliff and install Morris as your monarch.

Yeah, Adult Swim really needs to get Man To Man With Dean Lerner too.

Mostly I want to get all these shows mentioned plus Brass Eye. I've seen bits and pieces on the YouTube, but I want the whole magilla.