Some men are Catholic, others are baptists.
My father was an Oldsmobile Man.

Bender's Top Ten
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

(A summary of this thread followed by a declaration of my love/hate for everyone.)

Geek Check

Hey Guy
Dave: "He has a name Bill."
Guy: "My name is Guy"
Dave: "Oh, sorry guy."

I second the slapstick.